I HATE WINDOW BOXES - PEOPLE WHO GO KILLING FOXES
I HATE CHICKEN POX – BLACK SHOES AND WHITE SOCKS
I DON’T CARE MUCH FOR SCREAMING LORD SUTCH
I HATE THE POLITICIAN WHO THINKS WITH HIS CROTCH
YEAH I HATE THE GOVERNMENT AND EVERY THING THEY DO
I HATE BULLSHIT BUT I LOVE YOU
I HATE PAYING TAX AND CALLING A GUITAR AN AXE
I HATE CILLA BLACK AND SONGS THAT MENTION KEROUAC
I DON’T REALLY LIKE SHOES BY NIKE
AND PEOPLE IN SHIRTS THAT THEY BOUGHT IN WAIKIKI
I HATE QUICHE – I HATE FONDUE
I HATE TO REITERATE BUT I LOVE YOU
I LOVE OLD CARS – COLD BEER IN WARM BARS
AND I GET A KICK OUT OF CHAMPAGNE AND CAVIAR
I LIVE THE LIFE I LOVE - I LOVE THE LIFE I LIVE
I’M GLAD WHO I HAVE TO LIVE MY LIFE WITH
YOU’RE SO FINE - BABY YOU’RE THE BEST
I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE THAT DRESS