WHEN WE WERE YOUNG MY FRIENDS AND I
WOULD SIT IN PUBS AND CHATTER
ABOUT MUSIC, PRETTY GIRLS AND FOOTBALL
THE ONLY THINGS THAT MATTER
NOW WE TALK LIKE MEN BETRAYED AND BITTER
OF KITCHEN FITTERS AND BABY SITTERS
NO MORE BEER IN CANS AND ONE NIGHT STANDS
NOW IT’S MORTGAGES AND PENSION PLANS
WHEN WE WERE YOUNG THE DAYS WERE LONG
THE SKYS WERE NEVER CLOUDY
BUT THE WORLD’S MOVED ON AND SOMETHING’S WRONG
‘COS ALL MY FRIENDS DRIVE AUDIS
BEAUTIFUL AUDI – MADE IN GERMANY
WHEN WE WERE YOUNG THE NIGHTS WERE LONG
AND EVERYONE WAS ROWDY
BUT THE WORLD’S MOVED ON AND SOMETHING’S WRONG
‘COS ALL MY FRIENDS DRIVE AUDIS